
Third Round Results
Beedle’s Boys#2 vs. Jaysokker#21
The highest-ranked team in the Cup continue as favourites to take the title with a comfortable win over League One’s Jaysokker. A brace from Igor Thiago and a goal from young Nico O’Reilly helped the rookies to thrash the Season 8 Runners-up, but it was a season-best (and best since Feb 2024) from Jarrod Bowen that stole the show. Three assists and a SoT (that hit the woodwork) in a 4-0 win over Wolves boosted the Boys (also Neverleusen & GoFYS) and sent them straight into the Last 8.
| Match A3 | Beedle’s Boys | Jaysokker |
|---|---|---|
| Score | 88½ | 42 |
| Goals | 3 | 1 |
| Shots-on-Target | 6 | 4 |
| Assists | 5 | 2 |
| Y/R Cards | 2/0 | 3/0 |
| Saves | 4 | 2 |
| Minutes | 961 | 793 |
| Star Player | Jarrod Bowen 🏆 17½ FPts | Jeremy Doku 10½ FPts |
Gloopy Yarbles#11 vs. Mighty Fine#20
Last week we highlighted how games are won and lost not just on the pitch, but in the backrooms and the scouting offices too. We could do a whole article on the player transactions enacted by these two very active and very smart managers. This 3rd Round fixture became a real chess match with both Cup and League campaigns on the line.
The eventual victors, Mighty Fine, had replaced Emi Martinez (8 FPts this week) with Donnarumma (10); Neco Williams (16) for Fofana (-1) and picked up Reece James – who was signed by Gloopy as a free agent and dropped 26 hours later! James replaced Cucurella, who would’ve scored -½. Gloopy brought in Beto (8½), O’Reilly (12) to accompany Salah (11½) and also brought back Alderete (8½) after 7 weeks away. In the end, the game wasn’t won by goals, but by three assists from across the field (Mitchell, Fernandes and Wirtz) and a huge goalkeeper differential (10 FPts vs -1).
| Match B3 | Gloopy Yarbles | Mighty Fine |
|---|---|---|
| Score | 52½ | 69 |
| Goals | 3 | 2 |
| Shots-on-Target | 8 | 6 |
| Assists | 0 | 3 |
| Y/R Cards | 1/0 | 2/0 |
| Saves | 3 | 3 |
| Minutes | 923 | 850 |
| Star Player | Nico O’Reilly 12 FPts | Neco Wiliams 🏆 16 FPts |
Beedle’s Boys & Mighty Fine will meet in the Quarter-Finals
Goleta Hotspur #22 vs. Sporting Thrillhaus #34
Unlike the previous match preview, we were wrong about the players we highlighted. Saliba and Timber had a disaster against Bournemouth, there was very little difference between DCL & Lammens and Mac Allister had a very quiet 22 mins against Fulham.
What actually happened that was two good performances from Merseysiders VvD (8½) and KDH (11) dragged the League One side into their first Cup Quarter-Final despite not being able to field more than 8 players!
It always leaves a bad taste in the mouth of those KO’d by underperforming teams, but at least in this example the team that could only field eight players did make transfers and set their line-up ahead of the Cup game (albeit forgetting their subs). The frustrating element of this loss was that Goleta couldn’t get Mateta (15 FPts) off the bench; he was sub #4 behind Hutchinson that came on with just +2. Hotspur lost here by 4 matchpoints, and lost their league game by just half a point!
| Match C3 | Goleta Hotspur | Sporting Thrillhaus |
|---|---|---|
| Score | 36½ | 40½ |
| Goals | 0 | 2 |
| Shots-on-Target | 5 | 8 |
| Assists | 0 | 0 |
| Y/R Cards | 3/0 | 1/0 |
| Saves | 3 | 0 |
| Minutes | 885 | 701 |
| Star Player | Ibrahima Konate 7½ FPts | Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall 🏆 11 FPts |
Sporting Wicker Park#15 vs. Hung Like A Bony#7
As if to spite yours truly, both SWP & HLAB dropped players that I highlighted last week (but for very good reasons). SWP dropped Diallo (not favoured by Carrick) and HLAB ditched Kudus (18mins, 1FPt).
Instead we can focus on Nico O’Reilly who has returned double-figures for the third time in three weeks. His goal opened the scoring against Chelsea in the second half and took the Cup tie away from Hung LAB. The PL outfit also scored through a Gyökeres penalty, but he finished the gameweek with only 5½.
In the end, it was probably Liverpool’s clean sheet home to Fulham that concreted SWP’s progression to a fourth Cup QF – VvD’s 8½ and Mamardashvili’s 11 completely eclipsed HungLAB’s topscorer Konate (7½), and SWP continue their attempt to improve on 2016’s Final disappointment.
| Match D3 | Sporting Wicker Park | Hung Like A Bony |
|---|---|---|
| Score | 55 | 46½ |
| Goals | 1 | 1 |
| Shots-on-Target | 5 | 6 |
| Assists | 0 | 1 |
| Y/R Cards | 3/0 | 2/0 |
| Saves | 4 | 1 |
| Minutes | 801 | 955 |
| Star Player | Nico O’Reilly 🏆 12 FPts | Ibrahima Konate 7½ FPts |
Sporting Thrillhaus and Sporting Wicker Park will meet in Quarter-Final #2
Beyer Neverleusen#25 vs. Borussia Teeth#36
After watching their sister team KO’d by Borussia Teeth in the last round, Beyer Neverleusen get revenge by ending Borussia Teeth’s cup run. But they did so in a slightly unusual manner…
Match E3 ended in a 0-0 draw, but despite not finding the back of the net, Neverleusen continue their winning streak with a pretty powerful 74 matchpoints. Amazingly, they could have scored 35 less points and still won this tie. Even if Borussia had prepared subs to replace the absences of Tete and Saka, they only had another four points available.
However, with an impressive haul of 6 assists, 13 Key Passes and 17 Interceptions, the Third Round turned out to be a cakewalk for Neverleusen, and Borussia Teeth fail to reach the Cup Quarter-Finals for the 13th time.
| Match E3 | Beyer Neverleusen | Borussia Teeth |
|---|---|---|
| Score | 74 | 38½ |
| Goals | 0 | 0 |
| Shots-on-Target | 4 | 1 |
| Assists | 6 | 3 |
| Y/R Cards | 1/0 | 1/0 |
| Saves | 6 | 5 |
| Minutes | 749 | 651 |
| Star Player | Jarrod Bowen 🏆 17½ FPts | Yasin Ayari 8 FPts |
Bigo1 #29 vs. Team Zizou #28
Bigo1 have been dominating the matches against Team Zizou all season and could whitewash them if they win again in GW38. It seems a little unfortunate for Team Zee, given that they have outscored Bigo1 16 out of 32 times this season. It’s all down to how the fixtures fall.
That said, the Cup bracket brought these two together on Gameweek 32, a weekend when Zizou outperformed the promotion-chasing Bigo1. How did Zizou outmuscle the two-time Best-ish winners? Well it wasn’t on Goals scored, Shots-on-Target, Assists or saves. It certainly wasn’t on Minutes Played; Zizou were on the field for 134 fewer minutes – that’s like having a player-and-a-half less. Unfortunately this week, it looks like the four yellow cards that Bigo1 picked up were critical in their downfall. Sloppy play? Unfair refereeing? Victims of circumstance? We will never know. But if there’s one thing to be said for the match – Marc Guehi deserves his place in the next round.
| Match F3 | Bigo1 | Team Zizou |
|---|---|---|
| Score | 36½ | 45½ |
| Goals | 1 | 1 |
| Shots-on-Target | 7 | 2 |
| Assists | 1 | 0 |
| Y/R Cards | 4/0 | 1/0 |
| Saves | 3 | 1 |
| Minutes | 835 | 701 |
| Star Player | Michael Kayode 6 FPts | Marc Guehi 🏆 19 FPts |
Beyer Neverleusen and Team Zizou will meet in the Quarter-Finals
Smash & Grab #13 vs. El Dude Bros #27
Due to the international break and the FA Cup/No Prem weekend, the last BFFA gameweek was three weeks ago. Plenty of time to reset and recalibrate, which was exactly what Smash & Grab needed. It gave them the chance to look at Hermansen & Kadioglu. El Dude Bros have not been inactive either; they put Verbruggen, Rice and Richards back into the starting line-up. This meant that (to the delight of the author) both active ‘keepers were former #1’s for their opponents. Moreover, both scored a way-above-average 11 and matched each other exactly (11 FPts; 90 Mins, 1 Clean Sheet & 4 Saves).
For El Dude Bros, who had beaten Smash 42½-37½ last gameweek (~3 weeks ago) joy was found in Kiernan Dewbury-Hall’s 11 fantasy points. Unfortunately for them, he was outclassed by Casemiro (12). Smash & Grab’s 4-2-4 formation also gave them an advantage, not in the forward line as many would expect, but in defence (although, for what it’s worth, El DB’s forwareds also let them down this weekend). The outcome: the higher-scoring (albeit lower-placed) 2019 Winners go through; the 2022 Winners go out.
| Match G3 | Smash & Grab | El Dude Bros |
|---|---|---|
| Score | 59 | 51 |
| Goals | 1 | 1 |
| Shots-on-Target | 6 | 6 |
| Assists | 1 | 0 |
| Y/R Cards | 4/0 | 0/0 |
| Saves | 4 | 4 |
| Minutes | 920 | 815 |
| Star Player | Casemiro 🏆 12 FPts | Bart Verbruggen 11 FPts |
Preliminary Version #5vs. GoFYS FC #14
Not many people score 65 in the Cup and get knocked out. Then again, not many people go up against a Top Five team and get through. Preliminary Version (note – if this is still the preliminary version then we should all be worried about what the finished version will be like!) made some shrewd moves in the recent transfer window – signing Mitchell and Felipe for 8 + 8½ in time for this matchup. Add that to Marc Guehi’s career-best Fantrax score, and Prelim deserve to go through (fair reward for drafting and sticking with Guehi).
GoFYS certainly made a fight of it. They also made new signings since the knocking AFC Chester out in the last round. Yankuba Minteh came in off the GW31 waiver wire and came close to scoring this week, rattling their Championship opponents. Jarrod Bowen and Igor Thiago did push for a QF place with GoFYS, but were not enough to surpass Marc Guehi & co. (although the pair will probably return for Beedle’s Boys in QF1).
I don’t often use the word “barnburner”, but I used it last week in anticipation of this fixture and I think this was one of the best matchups we’ve had this season.
| Match H3 | Preliminary Version | GoFYS FC |
|---|---|---|
| Score | 77 | 65 |
| Goals | 3 | 2 |
| Shots-on-Target | 7 | 6 |
| Assists | 3 | 4 |
| Y/R Cards | 0/0 | 2/0 |
| Saves | 2 | 2 |
| Minutes | 925 | 895 |
| Star Player | Marc Guehi 🏆 19 FPts | Jarrod Bowen 17½ FPts |
Smash & Grab and Preliminary Version will meet in the Quarter-Finals

Quarter-Final Fixtures
All four QF’s will be first meetings between the pairs. Nice!
We’ve got a diverse range of teams in the last eight too –
We have 3 Premier League teams remaining, 2 Championship teams, 1 from League One and 2 from League Two.
We have 2 Top Ten teams, 3 from #11-20, 2x #s 21-30 and one from the bottom ten. This Cup has to potential to have a very unexpected final three rounds.
We only have one league leader (at time of writing), and we have two currently in their respective relegation zones.
We have 3 former winners (with 5 trophies between them), one unlucky Runner-Up and four teams that have never made it past the Quarter-Finals before. They have all fallen into separate games, meaning that there is a one-in-sixteen chance that we will have a Semi-Final round comprised of all-former Finalists, or we could have a Final Four of all Semi-Final first-timers! We will wait and see what happens in the (unfortunately reduced) Gameweek 34!
However, managers and spectators alike should note – GW34 brings the added jeopardy of a blank gameweek. Whilst we would have liked this to be a normal (or maybe a double) gameweek, this will be a rocky section of the proverbial road to the Final. We hope all involved will plan accordingly, but we understand that there are other tournaments to consider too. Set your subs, and go in with the best of it. Hope for that hat-trick, dream of glory. All of that fluffy stuff; dreams do come true!
| QF 1 | Rank | League | Lge Pos | FPts | Form | W v Opp | D v Opp | L v Opp | FPF – FPA | Cup Best | Year |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Beedle’s Boys | # 2 | Lge 2 | 1st | 1843½ | WWWWW_ | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 – 0 | QF* | 2026* |
| Mighty Fine | # 20 | Prem | 4th | 1604½ | WLWLW_ | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 – 0 | WON | 2023, 2025 |
| QF 2 | Rank | League | Lge Pos | FPts | Form | W v Opp | D v Opp | L v Opp | FPF – FPA | Cup Best | Year |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sporting Thrillhaus | # 35 | Lge 1 | 8th | 1400½ | WLWLW_ | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 – 0 | QF* | 2026* |
| Sporting Wicker Park | # 16 | Champ | 4th | 1635 | LLWWL_ | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 – 0 | RU | 2016 |
The winners of Q1 & Q2 will meet in the Semi-Finals
| QF 3 | Rank | League | Lge Pos | FPts | Form | W v Opp | D v Opp | L v Opp | FPF – FPA | Cup Best | Year |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Beyer Neverleusen | # 23 | Prem | 7th | 1581½ | LLLWW_ | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 – 0 | WON | 2017, 2021 |
| Team Zizou | # 28 | Lge 2 | 6th | 1544½ | WLWLL_ | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 – 0 | QF* | 2026* |
| QF 4 | Rank | League | Lge Pos | FPts | Form | W v Opp | D v Opp | L v Opp | FPF – FPA | Cup Best | Year |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smash & Grab | # 11 | Prem | 9th | 1683 | LWWLW_ | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 – 0 | WON | 2019 |
| Preliminary Version | # 4 | Champ | 3rd | 1803 | WLWWW_ | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 – 0 | QF | 2024, 2026* |
The winners of Q3 & Q4 will meet in the Semi-Finals
(Ranks correct to the post-GW32 Best-ish Table)
* Best Cup perfomance in 2026

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