Guest Magazine of the Week: Gameweek 32 Red Wingers
Premier League // Championship // League One // League Two
Dynasty // Whitewash Watch
Gameweek Top Score:
TotW: Housewives Favourite – 96 FPts
Score of the Season:
Goleta Hotspur – 100½ FPts, GW 4
Best Streaks:
Housewives Favourite (Prem) – 8 wins
BattleVAR Galactico (Lge 2) – 6 wins
Beedle’s Boys (Lge 2) – 5 wins
Premier League
😲Eye-Catching Stuff:
• Mighty Fine level with Hung in 3rd place.
• Housewives score 90+ for the second time this season (the only team that have done so). Wives Fave are now one win away from a Grand Slam.
• Beyer Neverleusen win and open up gap over relegation. Next up: league leaders Housewives Favourite.
🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Completed:
No whitewashes in this set of fixtures


The Run-in

🫣 Next week’s One to Watch:
De Bruyne Trousers -v- El Dude Bros, 2nd v 5th
In GW24: DBT 59 – 44 EDB
🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Before GW33:
No whitewashes in this set of fixtures
Form:

Championship
😲Eye-Catching Stuff:
• Barons go top AGAIN! It’s the sixth time they’ve moved up to first place and they’ve got six games left to hold on.
• Prelim are fighting back with their third consecutive win. A clean sweep over the team immediately below them, SWP, puts them 14 points above fourth and could be promoted next week!
• ASG, Peltier and Uncle Monty each won an important three points, keeping the survival battle hot, and dragging Slots Fired and SWP closer to the maelstrom too.
🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Completed:
Preliminary Version 4-0 vs. Sporting Wicker Park; Prelim set the bar higher with each subsequent matchup (59-39, 61-44, 67½-55, 77-55).


The Run-in

🫣 Next week’s One to Watch:
Slots Fired -v- Uncle Monty, 5th v 8th
In GW24: Slots 39½ – 42 Monty
🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Before GW33:
Barons (1st place) 3-0 vs. Gnonto Seed (10th)
Preliminary Version (3rd) 3-0 vs. ASG (6th)
Form:

League One
😲Eye-Catching Stuff:
• The last time Bigger than Brolin were top was Gameweek 2, but they are level on points with First once again after Cherki and Evanilson came off the bench with a combined 18FPts
• Whiskey De Bruyne, who have been top since GW2, got the third-best score in League One this week, but unfortuantely lost to the second-best score. GoFYS remain Fourth because of the Stallions win, but are now twelve clear of Chester in Fifth.
• Toastenham Hankdog move a step away from the relegation zone thanks to their Everton trio of O’Brien, Gueye and Beto (21 FPts combined). The anguish of Jaysokker (5th-highest scoring, placed 9th) continues, and they have a mountain to climb which includes games against all of the top three.
🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Completed:
No whitewashes in this set of fixtures


The Run-in

🫣 Next week’s One to Watch:
Bigger than Brolin -v- GoFYS FC, 2nd v 4th
In GW24: BtB 70½ – 57 GoFYS
🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Before GW33:
No whitewashes in this set of fixtures
Form:

League Two
😲Eye-Catching Stuff:
• Wolves end their win drought with a half-point win thanks to substitutes Chris Wood (+1) and Ampadu (+3). Unfortuantely for the Wolves, the two teams above them also won, preventing a return to third place. However…
• Bigo1 were thrashed in the battle of the Top Two last weekend, opening to the door to a challenge for Second Place from FPL Daddy and BVAR. Beedle’s Boys now nine points clear and with a commanding matchpoint tally as a kicker. (Not surprising for a team that’s topscored in the league 11 times out of 32!)
• BattleVAR Galactico notch up their sixth straight win (for the second time this season) and are well-positioned to return to the promotion places before the end of the season. Next week is a massive six-pointer against FPL Daddy for Third (or possibly Second) Place.
🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Completed:
FPL Daddy 4-0 vs. Scott FC; First season in same league, wins of 13, 34, 29 and 45 FPts.


The Run-in

🫣 Next week’s One to Watch:
FPL Daddy -v- BattleVAR Galactico, 3rd v 4th
In GW24: Daddy 52½ – 55 BVAR
🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Before GW33:
Beedle’s Boys 3-0 vs. Team Zizou
Wrockwardine WW 3-0 vs. Borussia Teeth
Form:

Dynasty


⚠️ Whitewashes⚠️
Completed: 9, Pending: 33
Premier League
Hung Like A Bony 4-0 vs. Beyer Neverleusen
Mighty Fine 4-0 vs. De Bruyne Trousers
One more win needed:
(GW34) De Bruyne Trousers 3-0 vs. Gloopy Yarbles
(GW34) Housewives Favourite 3-0 vs. Hung LAB
(GW35) Gloopy Yarbles 3-0 vs. Atletico Topo Chico
(GW35) El Dude Bros 3-0 vs. Mighty Fine
(GW36) De Bruyne Trousers 3-0 vs. Vanishing Spray
(GW37) De Bruyne Trousers 4-0 vs. Smash & Grab
(GW37) Housewives Favourite 4-0 vs. El Dude Bros.
(GW37) Mighty Fine 4-0 vs. Atletico Topo Chico
(GW38) De Bruyne Trousers 4-0 vs. Beyer Neverl’n
League One
Stafford Stallions 4-0 vs. Bigger than Brolin
Whiskey De Bruyne 4-0 vs. Toast’n’m Hankdog
One more win needed:
(GW34) Whiskey De Bruyne 3-0 vs. Sporting Thrillhaus
(GW35) AFC Chester 3-0 vs. East Loop United
(GW35) Bigger than Brolin 3-0 vs. Jaysokker
(GW35) GoFYS FC 3-0 vs. Toastenham Hankdog
(GW35) Whiskey De Bruyne 3-0 vs. Shams Army
(GW36) Bigger than Brolin 3-0 vs. Whiskey De Bruyne
(GW36) Stafford Stallions 3-0 vs. Shams Army
(GW36) Toastenham Hankdog 3-0 vs. AFC Chester
(GW37) Bigger than Brolin 4-0 vs. AFC Chester
(GW38) Stafford Stallions 4-0 vs. Toastenham
Championship
The Phenoms 4-0 vs. Gnonto Seed
Uncle Monty 4-0 vs. Peltier
Preliminary Version 4-0 vs. Sporting WP
One more win needed:
(GW33) Barons 3-0 vs. Gnonto Seed
(GW33) Preliminary Version 3-0 vs. ASG
(GW34) Barons 3-0 vs. Uncle Monty
(GW35) Sporting WP 3-0 vs. Alleviate the Tedium
(GW35) The Phenoms 3-0 vs. Uncle Monty
(GW37) Preliminary Version 4-0 vs. Gnonto Seed
(GW38) The Phenoms 4-0 vs. Alleviate the Tedium
League Two
Beedle’s Boys 4-0 vs. AI-Jiggery-Pokery
FPL Daddy 4-0 vs. Scott FC
One more win needed:
(GW33) Beedle’s Boys 3-0 vs. Team Zizou
(GW33) Wrockwardine WW 3-0 vs. Borussia Teeth
(GW34) Goleta Hotspur 3-0 vs. Scott FC
(GW36) Bigo1 3-0 vs. AI-Jiggery-Pokery
(GW36) Wrockwardine Wood Wolves 3-0 vs. Scott FC
(GW37) AI-Jiggery-Pokery 4-0 vs. Borussia Teeth
(GW38) Bigo1 4-0 vs. Team Zizou






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