Season 12 – GW36

Premier League // Championship // League One // League Two
Dynasty // Whitewash Watch

Gameweek Top Score:
TotW: AI-Jiggery-Pokery – 94½ FPts

Top Scores of the Season:
Reduced GWs: Beedle’s Boys – 77 FPts, GW 34
Normal GWs: Goleta Hotspur – 100½ FPts, GW 4
Double GWs: Bigger than Brolin – 135½ FPts, GW 33

Best Current Streaks:
Bigger than Brolin (Lge 1) – 6 wins
AI-Jiggery-Pokery (Lge 2) – 5 wins

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Premier League

😲Eye-Catching Stuff:
• BIG win for Mighty Fine thanks to two clean sheets for Donnarumma and a goal for Jeremy Doku. MF pull level with HLAB again.
• DBT lose crucial game vs. relegated Vanishing Spray. Spray’s first-ever win over DBT (1-5) allows Wives Fave to get one hand on the PL trophy.
• Gloopy Yarbles get a third consecutive win over the El Dude Bros, remain in contention for third and play both teams above them in the final two.

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Completed:
No whitewashes in this set of fixtures

The Run-in

The top two are uncatchable by the field, and DBT realistically need Wives Fave to lose both remaining games in order to snatch the title away from them.

Three teams are competing for the third and final prize. Hung (3rd by FPts) and Mighty Fine (4th) both play Gloopy Yarbles in the final two games. Gloopy need to win both remaining games, and hope that 3rd & 4th lose against El Dude (6th) and ATC (10th).

The relegation zone has been cemented. The concrete boots are sealed on ATC, Spray and Smash & Grab. 8th & 9th – Spray and Smash – face each other on the final week (potentially) to decide who goes down in which place. ATC still to play Mighty Fine (4th) and Housewives Fave (1st) with potential ramifications for the final Top Three places.

🫣 Next week’s One to Watch:
Hung Like A Bony -v- Gloopy Yarbles, 3rd v 5th
In GW28: Hung 38 – 60 Gloopy

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Before GW37:
De Bruyne Trousers 4-0 vs. Smash & Grab
Housewives Favourite 4-0 vs. El Dude Bros.
Mighty Fine 4-0 vs. Atletico Topo Chico

Form:

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Championship

😲Eye-Catching Stuff:
• Peltier’s one-point win causes double-disappointment this week – Prelim are another three points adrift of the title and Alleviate the Tedium are now officially relegated. Peltier stole the game from 14-man Prelim with goals from Beto & DCL (2 from 5 Shots on Target); there were no goals forthcoming for Prelim despite 9 SoT’s.
• Sporting Wicker deal Uncle Monty a big blow in their fight for survival, and increase their chances of finishing Fourth (which would have been a Champions League Qualifier place last season).
• Slots Fired move upto Fifth with a 31-pt win over relegated Gnonto Seed.

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Completed:
No whitewashes in this set of fixtures

The Run-in

Following the Peltier win ATT were relegated, but they could still challenge for 8th and pride. All Star Gunners look safe now in sixth and with a healthy matchpoints advantage, and that leaves Uncle Monty and Peltier with unfinished business. Peltier have a difficult game against SWP this weekend, then a gimme against 10-loss Gnonto Seed. Uncle Monty have a far more difficult close-out – vs. ATT (W1 L3) and then ASG (W2 L2).

At the top end of the table, Prelim still have a superior FPts total which may come in handy if Barons somehow lose both remaining games versus Slots and Wicker P (as they did in GW’s 19 & 20). Alongside the long shot for the title, there is also a much closer run-in for Second. The Champions League champions – The Phenoms – are already being promoted to The BFFA Premier League at the first time of asking. If they win and Prelim lose, either game, they could be going up as runners-up.

🫣 Next week’s One to Watch:
All Star Gunners -v- The Phenoms, 6th v 3rd
In GW28: Barons 60½ – 27 Phenoms

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Before GW37:
Preliminary Version 4-0 vs. Gnonto Seed;

Form:

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League One

😲Eye-Catching Stuff:
• An incredible 92½ wasn’t enough to call Bigger than Brolin the Team of the Week, but what an incredible way to take the title! Bigger than Brolin are League One Champions!
• Another 70-pt score for the Stallions keeps the pressure on Whiskey De Bruyne, and drops Shams Army into the relegation zone.
• BtB and the Stallions both completed whitewashes this week. A third was completed by Toastenham Hankdog with a 4-pt victory over AFC Chester as they moved three points above the relegation zone.

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Completed:
Bigger than Brolin 4-0 vs. Whiskey De Bruyne; BtB have W7D1L2 vs Whiskey all-time, W7L1 in League competition
Stafford Stallions 4-0 vs. Shams Army; first season in same league
Toastenham Hankdog 4-0 vs. AFC Chester; first season in same league

The Run-in

Luckily for us, there’s excitement and drama at both ends of the League One table, albeit around both dotted lines. Stafford Stallions could end the season Second, Third or miss the promotion party entirely. They have a ticket to the Championship in their back pocket, but risk losing it if they stumble against GoFys this weekend. Few would bet against the Runners-Up spot going to Whiskey De Bruyne, but we’ve seen many, many times before how dangerous relegated teams can be!

The battle for Seventh won’t be decided this weekend, there will still be points (and survival) to play for in the final gameweek. However, Toastenham can secure their right to return in the third tier next season if they beat Shams Army (now 8th) this weekend. Sporting Thrillhaus can further put the pressure on the other two if they can take points from Jaysokker (9th).

🫣 Next week’s One to Watch:
Stafford Stallions -v- GoFYS FC, 3rd v 4th
In GW28: Stafford 41½ – 0 GoFYS (invlid line-up)

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Before GW37:
Bigger than Brolin 4-0 vs. AFC Chester;

Form:

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League Two

😲Eye-Catching Stuff:
• AI-Jiggery-Pokery get their first TotW this season, and it prevents Bigo1 from reaching the top spot, therefore… Beedle’s Boys are crowned League Two Champions! 🏆
• FPL Daddy get a third win over Beedle’s Boys which gives them a huge advantage over WWW and BVAR for third place and promotion. Remaining games are against 8th & 9th.
• Wood Wolves complete whitewash over Scott FC with a 1½pt win, and it keeps them in reach of FPL Daddy’s third-place; remaining games are vs. 7th & 5th.

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Completed:
Wrockwardine Wood Wolves 4-0 vs. Scott FC; first season in same league

The Run-in

As with third-placed Stallions in L1, new boys FPL Daddy could reach Second Place, or drop out of the top three entirely. Whilst it would take a shocking turn in form (currently have won 9 of the last 11), if FPL Daddy lose to Goleta & Borussia (and they have lost once to each already this season), it would open the door to Wrockwardine and BattleVAR.

Bigo1, who have lost only four games in 2026, could also be caught if they lose either of thier final two games, and they’ve lost three of their four games to BVAR this season. A strong showing by the team in Fifth and a shaky, rotation-heavy, final week could be disasterous for the, admittedly already promoted, returnees.

🫣 Next week’s One to Watch:
Bigo1 -v- BattleVAR Galactico, 2nd v 5th
In GW28: Bigo1 32 – 54 BVAR

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Before GW37:
AI-Jiggery-Pokery 4-0 vs. Borussia Teeth

Form:

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Dynasty

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⚠️ Whitewashes⚠️
Completed: 23, Pending: 10

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