Season 12 – GW30

Guest Magazine of the week: XXX Football – GW30

Premier League // Championship // League One // League Two
Dynasty // Whitewash Watch

Gameweek Top Scores:
Beedle’s Boys – 80½ FPts

Score of the Season:
Goleta Hotspur – 100½ FPts, GW 4

Best Streaks:
Housewives Favourite (Prem) – 6 wins
FPL Daddy (Lge 2) – 5 wins
Stafford Stallions (Lge 1) – 4 wins
BattleVAR Galactico (Lge 2) – 4 wins


Premier League

😲Eye-Catching Stuff:
• Mighty Fine win & keep up with 3rd; DBT lost and suddenly #1 looks a lot further away
• Vanishing Spray miss opportunity to move out of relegation zone. Tough game against the Bestish #1’s proved too much this week.
• Smash & Grab also now just one win from 7th.

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Completed:
Hung Like A Bony 4-0 vs. Beyer Neverleusen; Hung up 7-1 all-time vs BtB/BN
Mighty Fine 4-0 vs. De Bruyne Trousers; DBT knocked Mighty out of the BFFA Cup (both legs of their QF), but Mighty took all twelve points from their games in the PL.

The Run-in

🫣 Next week’s One to Watch:
Gloopy Yarbles -v- Beyer Neverleusen, 5th v 7th
In GW22: Gloopy 39.5 – 40 Beyer

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Before GW31:
Hung Like a Bony 3-0 vs. De Bruyne Trousers

Form:


Championship

😲Eye-Catching Stuff:
• Whilst getting knocked out of the BFFA Cup (with the same score of course), The Phenoms did what they needed to do to regain top spot. They also completed the first whitewash in the Championship.
• While Barons relinquished #1, Prelim (who did progress into the BC Third Round) won and improve their position relative to the teams above and below.
• Peltier’s win over 10-man Barons also made them substantially better off – now 6 above the red line and level with sixth place on league points.

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Completed:
The Phenoms 4-0 vs. Gnonto Seed – Phenoms are 4-0 in the BFFA, Seed (aka Wonder Struijk) are 3-1 in the keeper league over TrevAI.

The Run-in

🫣 Next week’s One to Watch:
Slots Fired -v- Sporting Wicker Park, 4th v 5th
In GW22: Slots 48.5 – 49.5 Beyer

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Before GW31:
Uncle Monty 3-0 vs. Peltier

Form:


League One

😲Eye-Catching Stuff:
• A three-way battle is raging around seventh place in League One. Sporting Thrillhaus did the business over sixth-placed Shams Army, and took that place form themselves.
• Toastenham drop into the relegation zone after a 5.5 loss to the league leaders. That difference was exactly the same number of points generated by Whiskey’s two subs (Foden, 1 & Alderete, 4.5), but Hankdog could have also overcome this if they had a substitute ‘keeper.
• Whiskey’s win cracks open a space over Bigger than Brolin, thanks also to the Stallions’ efforts to catch up with the top pair.

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Completed:
Stafford Stallions 4-0 vs. Bigger than Brolin; first season in same league
Whiskey De Bruyne 4-0 vs. Toastenham Hankdog; first season in same league

The Run-in

🫣 Next week’s One to Watch:
Whiskey De Bruyne -v- Stafford Stallions, 1st v 3rd
In GW22: WDB 51 – 66 Stafford

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Before GW31:
No whitewashes in the set of fixtures

Form:


League Two

😲Eye-Catching Stuff:
• Another topscore for Beedle’s boys keeps the field at bay, further cementing their matchpoint advantage over the rest.
• FPL Daddy get their fifth win in a row and steal Third from WWW.
• BattleVAR get a fourth win in a row and are ready to jump WWW if they lose again.

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Completed:
Beedle’s Boys 4-0 vs. AI-Jiggery-Pokery; first season in same league.

The Run-in

🫣 Next week’s One to Watch:
Bigo1 -v- FPL Daddy, 2nd v 3rd
In GW22: Bigo1 51 – 44 FPL Daddy

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Before GW31:
No whitewashes in the set of fixtures

Form:


Dynasty



⚠️ Whitewashes ⚠️
Completed: 6. Pending: 37

Premier League
Hung Like A Bony 4-0 vs. Beyer Neverleusen
Mighty Fine 4-0 vs. De Bruyne Trousers

One game remaining:
(GW31) Hung Like a Bony 3-0 vs. De Bruyne Trousers
(GW34) De Bruyne Trousers 3-0 vs. Gloopy Yarbles
(GW34) Housewives Favourite 3-0 vs. Hung LAB
(GW35) Gloopy Yarbles 3-0 vs. Atletico Topo Chico
(GW35) El Dude Bros 3-0 vs. Mighty Fine
(GW36) De Bruyne Trousers 3-0 vs. Vanishing Spray
(GW37) De Bruyne Trousers 4-0 vs. Smash & Grab
(GW37) Housewives Favourite 4-0 vs. El Dude Bros.
(GW37) Mighty Fine 4-0 vs. Atletico Topo Chico
(GW38) De Bruyne Trousers 4-0 vs. Beyer Neverl’n

Championship
The Phenoms 4-0 vs. Gnonto Seed
One game remaining:
(GW31) Uncle Monty 3-0 vs. Peltier
(GW32) Preliminary Version 3-0 vs. Sporting WP
(GW33) Barons 3-0 vs. Gnonto Seed
(GW33) Preliminary Version 3-0 vs. ASG
(GW34) Barons 3-0 vs. Uncle Monty
(GW35) Sporting WP 3-0 vs. Alleviate the Tedium
(GW35) The Phenoms 3-0 vs. Uncle Monty
(GW37) Preliminary Version 4-0 vs. Gnonto Seed
(GW38) The Phenoms 4-0 vs. Alleviate the Tedium

League One
Stafford Stallions 4-0 vs. Bigger than Brolin
Whiskey De Bruyne 4-0 vs. Toast’n’m Hankdog
One game remaining:
(GW34) Whiskey De Bruyne 3-0 vs. Sporting Thrillhaus
(GW35) AFC Chester 3-0 vs. East Loop United
(GW35) Bigger than Brolin 3-0 vs. Jaysokker
(GW35) GoFYS FC 3-0 vs. Toastenham Hankdog
(GW35) Whiskey De Bruyne 3-0 vs. Shams Army
(GW36) Bigger than Brolin 3-0 vs. Whiskey De Bruyne
(GW36) Stafford Stallions 3-0 vs. Shams Army
(GW36) Toastenham Hankdog 3-0 vs. AFC Chester
(GW37) Bigger than Brolin 4-0 vs. AFC Chester
(GW38) Stafford Stallions 4-0 vs. Toastenham Hotdog

League Two
Beedle’s Boys 4-0 vs. AI-Jiggery-Pokery
One game remaining:
(GW32) FPL Daddy 3-0 vs. Scott FC
(GW33) Beedle’s Boys 3-0 vs. Team Zizou
(GW33) Wrockwardine WW 3-0 vs. Borussia Teeth
(GW34) Goleta Hotspur 3-0 vs. Scott FC
(GW36) Bigo1 3-0 vs. AI-Jiggery-Pokery
(GW36) Wrockwardine Wood Wolves 3-0 vs. Scott FC
(GW37) AI-Jiggery-Pokery 4-0 vs. Borussia Teeth
(GW38) Bigo1 4-0 vs. Team Zizou