2025/26
Season Twelve
PREMIER LEAGUE
| Team | Last Season | Draft Pos. | Titles | Grand Slams | Seasons |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Atletico Topo Chico | 2nd, Champ. | 3 | League Two 2022 | – | 6th |
| Beyer Neverleusen† | 6th, Champ. | 7 | League One 2017, BFFA Cup 2017 & 2021(SC), Best-ish 2022, IML 2021, Super Cup 2021 | 1 | 11th |
| De Bruyne Trousers | 1st, Champ. | 10 | Championship 2025, Big One 2025 | – | 4th |
| El Dude Bros | 7th | 5 | BFFA Cup 2022, Community Shield 2022, The Big One 2024 | 1 | 6th |
| Gloopy Yarbes | 1st | 1 | Champions League 2022 & 2024, Super Cup 2023 & 2025, Premier League 2025, Community Shield 2025 | – | 9th |
| Housewives Favourite | 3rd | 6 | Premier League 2024, Championship 2023, League One 2022, League Two 2021, National League 2020*, Best-ish 2021 & 2023, Champion of Champions 2023, Community Shield 2023 & 2024 | 1 | 7th |
| Hung Like A Bony | 4th | 2 | Championship 2024, Champion of Champions 2024, Best-ish 2024, Runners-Up Trophy 2023 | – | 9th |
| Mighty Fine | 2nd | 4 | Premier League 2023, BFFA Cup 2023 & 2025, Champions League 2017 & 2021, League Two 2017, Best-ish 2017 & 2019, Super Cup 2022 | 1 | 10th |
| Smash & Grab | 5th | 9 | Premier League 2021, Championship 2017, BFFA Cup 2019, Best-ish 2016 | 1 | 11th |
| Vanishing Spray FC | 6th | 8 | Premier League 2019 | 1 | 12th |
* The 2019/20 Season was concluded prematurely after 29 gameweeks.
CHAMPIONSHIP
| Team | Last Season | Draft Pos. | Titles | Grand Slams | Seasons |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All Star Gunners | 7th | 8 | Champions League 2018, League One 2016 | 2 | 11th |
| Alleviate the Tedium | 2nd, L1 | 10 | The One Cup 2024 | 1 | 3rd |
| Barons | 5th | 3 | – | – | 10th |
| Gnonto Seed | 8th, Prem. | 2 | – | – | 10th |
| Peltier | 1st, L1 | 5 | League One 2025, Best-ish 2025 | 2 | 5th |
| Preliminary Version | 4th | 1 | – | – | 4th |
| Slots Fired | 5th, L1 | 4 | – | 1 | 7th |
| Sporting Wicker Park | 10th, Prem. | 6 | IML 2022, Champions League 2023 | – | 12th |
| The Phenoms | 3rd, L1 | 7 | Dynasty 2025, Champions League 2026 | – | 3rd |
| Uncle Monty | 8th | 9 | League One 2024, League Two 2023 | 1 | 4th |
LEAGUE ONE
| Team | Last Season | Draft Pos. | Titles | Grand Slams | Seasons |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| AFC Chester | 4th | 3 | League One 2023 | – | 10th |
| Bigger than Brolin | 6th, Champ. | 4 | League One 2017, BFFA Cup 2017 & 2021(SC), Best-ish 2022, IML 2021, Super Cup 2021 | 1 | 11th |
| East Loop United | 7th | 1 | – | – | 12th |
| GoFYS FC | 10th, Champ. | 9 | Premier League 2016 | – | 12th |
| Jaysokker | 4th, L2 | 5 | – | – | 7th |
| Shams Army | 1st, L2 | 8 | League Two 2025, Champion of Champions 2025 | – | 3rd |
| Sporting Thrillhaus | 5th, L2 | 6 | – | 1 | 2nd |
| Stafford Stallions | n/a | 10 | – | – | 1st |
| Toastenham Hankdog | 8th, L2 | 7 | The Belyea 2025 | – | 2nd |
| Whiskey De Bruyne | 9th, Cham. | 2 | Wooden Spoon 2025 | 1 | 4th |
LEAGUE TWO
| Team | Last Season | Draft Pos. | Titles | Grand Slams | Seasons |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| AI-Jiggery-Pokery† | 6th | 3 | – | – | 2nd |
| BattleVAR Galactico | 9th | 8 | – | – | 7th |
| Beedle’s Boys | n/a | 5 | – | – | 1st |
| Bigo1 | n/a | 7 | Best-ish 2015 & 2018, Premier League 2015 (DLF) & 2018 | – | 7th |
| Borussia Teeth | 8th, L1 | 4 | Wooden Spoon 2023 | – | 12th |
| FPL Daddy | n/a | 1 | – | – | 1st |
| Goleta Hotspur | 10th, L1 | 2 | League Two 2024 | 1 | 12th |
| Scott FC* | n/a | 6 | – | – | 1st |
| Wrockwardine Wood Wolves | n/a | 9 | – | – | 1st |
| Team Zizou | n/a | 10 | – | – | 1st |
Grand Slams
When a team wins nine league matches in-a-row (in a single season) – i.e. they beat every league opponent consecutively – they get their names added to the Roll of Honour.
It has happened 27 times in our 11 seasons.
◦ Two teams completed the set on the final week of the season (SB Town in 2016 and DC LFC in 2017).
◦ Peltier are the only team to get two Grand Slams in one season (Se.8).
◦ Nine teams have gone on to make it to ten consecutive league wins;
◦ The Money Team once took it to 13 straight wins in Season 7, and Mighty Fine Feeling went one better in the same league twelve weeks later.
Grand Slam Roll of Honour
S1, GW24 – Bigo1 (10 games)
S2, GW22 – All Star Gunners
S3, GW24 – Vanishing Spray FC (10 games)
S3, GW34 – Bigger than Brolin (10 games)
S3, GW38 – SB Town UAOB
S4, GW24 – Bigo1 (10 games)
S4, GW38 – DC LFC
S5, GW14 – Tiger Tail Retaliation
S5, GW16 – All Star Gunners
S5, GW35 – Cabezazo Increíble FC
S6, GW27 – Tralfamadore Zoo
S7, GW14 – The Money Team (13 games)
S7, GW19 – Smash & Grab
S7, GW26 – Mighty Fine Feeling (14 games)
S7, GW34 – StillluvQPR
S8, GW19 – Peltier
S8, GW21 – Housewives Favourite
S8, GW34 – Peltier
S9, GW20 – Real Bastardos
S9, GW26 – El Dude Bros (10 games)
S9, GW33 – Whiskey De Bruyne
S10, GW34 – Goleta Hotspur
S11, GW11 – Alleviate the Tedium
S11, GW13 – Sporting KhilMaan
S11, GW28 – Rot-Weiß Barefoot (10 games)
S11, GW35 – Tino’s Legacy
S12, GW9 – Frimpong Ping Pong (10 games)
S12, GW21 – Frimpong Ping Pong
S12, GW24 – Wrockwardine Wood Wolves (10)
Retired Champions
AC Reykjavik – Championship 2018
Bigo1 – Best-ish 2015 & 2018, DLF (“Prem 1a”) 2015, Premier League 2018
Boss Barkley – Championship 2019 & 2022
Boudi’s Crew – Wooden Spoon 2024, Runners Up Trophy 2025
Cornballers – Championship 2016, Intramural League 2019, League One 2020*
FC Santa Barbara – IML 2018, Premier League 2020*
Harambe Hotspur – The Belyea 2024
K.H. Granitza Sting – DRF 2015
Obi-Wan Bissaka – League Two 2020*
Route 57 FC – Premier League 2022, Championship 2021, Lge Two 2019, IML ’23 & ’24, Super Cup 2024
SB Town Baggers – BFFA Cup 2015 & 2016, Champions League 2016, Premier League 2017
Tralfamadore Zoo – Lge Two 2018, Lge One 2019, Championship 2020*, BFFA Cup 2018, Best-ish 2020*
Vancouver Mishaps – League One 2018 & 2021, The One Cup 2025
* The 2019/20 Season was concluded prematurely after 29 gameweeks.
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