Season 12 – GW28

10 gameweeks left. One change of leader, one big streak broken, several close games and a quick turnaround into the midweek matchups.

Guest Magazine of the week: A Toe Offside

Premier League // Championship // League One // League Two
Dynasty // Whitewash Watch

Gameweek Top Scores:
Beedle’s Boys – 73 FPts

Score of the Season:
Goleta Hotspur – 100½ FPts, GW 4

Best Streaks:
Preliminary Version (Cham) – 6 wins
Housewives Favourite (Prem) – 4 wins

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Premier League

😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
• All five “away” teams win, but more relevant, the top four all won this week. No teams changed places in the PL this week.
• Vanishing Spray FC take a huge step towards returning to the midtable, beating the team above and bringing themselves back to within a win of safety. They take on S&G (9th place, 4L streak) next while Neverleusen face DBT (2nd, 2W)
• Kevin Keegan’s face fails to faze the Hibernian faithful again, and the league leaders keep their position with a fourth straight win over El Dude Bros.

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 After GW28:
De Bruyne Trousers 4-0 vs. Smash & Grab; 5-0 including DBT’s CL Group Stage win;
Housewives Favourite 4-0 vs. El Dude Bros; sharing a league for a 6th consecutive season, Wives 14-12 up
Mighty Fine 4-0 vs. Atletico Topo Chico; Mighty Fine have won the last eight vs. ATC!

🫣 Next week’s One to Watch:
Vanishing Spray -v- Smash & Grab, 8th v 9th
GW20: Spray 61 – 54½ S & G
Two proud and historic teams clash again for the 33^rd time, they currently share a 15-2-15 record and are both fighting relegation. This encounter will not be their last this season, in fact they have two more – GW30 in the BFFA Cup and the Final Gameweek which already looks like becoming a do-or-die game.

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Before GW29:
De Bruyne Trousers 3-0 vs. Beyer Neverleusen; DBT are 6-1 against Beyer/Bigger all-time.

Form:

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Championship

😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
• The Barons deal a punishing blow to Slots Fired. The results leaves the team on the bubble nine points shy of promotion and Barons regain #1.
• Preliminary Version become the most in-form team at the right time – they’ve won six straight, but more importantly, they’ve won the last two while The Phenoms are slipping and sliding.
• Alleviate the Tedium overpower their stocky opponents. Monty appears to be losing touch with safety, but ATT are laying a path to retrace the way back to midtable.

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 After GW28:
Preliminary Version 4-0 vs. Gnonto Seed; Prelim have never lost to Chester (Pld 5, won 5)

🫣 Next week’s One to Watch:
The Phenoms -v- Alleviate the Tedium, 8th v 9th
GW20: Phenoms 69 – 66 ATT
Second-top vs second-bottom… Phenoms in a rut but in reach of the top spot, while ATT are in-form but have a way to go to save their season. Both teams looking up, and have the players they need to score well

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Before GW29:
The Phenoms 3-0 vs. Alleviate the Tedium; Phenoms have won all five since the 41-41 draw in S11, GW20 (Lge 1).

Form:

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League One

😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
League One is showcasing the will to survive –
• East Loop (who’ve been 9th or 10th all season) thrash the league leaders, move closer to the red line
• Shams Army move up above Hankdog with a big win over their rivals
• Sporting Thrillhaus see off a firm challenge from Jaysokker (10th, but 4th-best scoring) by two points. For the second time in the last five, JS scored third-best in the league but lost to the team scoring second-best.

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 After GW28:
Bigger than Brolin 4-0 vs. AFC Chester; BtB have won the last 5 inc. S10, GW32

🫣 Next week’s One to Watch:
Whiskey De Bruyne vs. Jaysokker – 1st v 10th
GW20: WDB 32½ – 26½ Stallions
Still top v bottom, but shakeups and scares are what this section is all about. Again, two very-well scoring teams (even though they weren’t in GW20), both with something to play for.

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Before GW29:
Stafford Stallions 3-0 vs. Toastenham Hotdog; first season in same league
Whiskey De Bruyne 3-0 vs. Jaysokker; first season in same league

Form:

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League Two

😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
• Bigo1 broken (again) by BattleVAR Galactico.
• Beedle’s Boys with another super score increase their lead at the top.
• Wolves narrowly miss out on a vital win. Eight minutes of Adli (1 FPt) block Aaronsen (3.5) from coming off the bench. Team Zizou back up to sixth.

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 After GW28:
AI-Jiggery-Pokery 4-0 vs. Borussia Teeth; first season in same league

🫣 Next week’s One to Watch:
Wrockwardine Wood Wolves -v- BattleVAR Galactico, 2nd v 5th
GW20: WWW 44 – 37½ BVAR
And in turn we continue to follow BVAR as they face second-placed Wolves. BVAR are chasing a return to the promotion places, WWW chasing a return to the top. The winner of this game will be well-positioned to reach their target as we enter the final nine. In order for WWW to benefit, they’ll have to stop the rot on their recent form, for BVAR to win it, they’ll have to break WWW’s dominance over them (see below).

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Before GW29:
Bigo1 3-0 vs. Team Zizou; first season in same league
Wrockwardine WW 3-0 vs. BattleVAR Galactico; first season in same league

Form:

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Dynasty

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⚠️ Whitewashes in Progress: 45 ⚠️

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