Season 12 – GW27

This gameweek marks the end of the third set of fixtures. One more round of nine (plus the awkward two extras) and we will be done. Cup fever is building, we’ve had eight games and already one draw, and we also had a tie in the Premier League too. Three league leaders lost this week, and the other won their game by just a point and a half. All four titles are still hotly contested. 27 down, 11 to go.

Guest Magazine of the week: The Round Robin, Episode 3.

Premier League // Championship // League One // League Two
Dynasty // Whitewash Watch

Gameweek Top Scores:
De Bruyne Trousers – 81 FPts

Score of the Season:
Goleta Hotspur – 100½ FPts, GW 4

Best Streaks:
Bigo1 (L2) – 8 wins
Preliminary Version (Cham) – 5 wins


Premier League

😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
• Hung and Mighty Fine settle on a draw after Saliba was awarded a third interception in the stat corections. Both teams brought on subs – Sesko (7) for Hung, Garner (5) and Richarlison (3) for Mighty Fine.
• ATC break the curse by beating Neverleusen by one point, their first win in eight managerial face-offs.
• Gloopy Yarbles cause El DB some difficulty and move two points closer to the prize places.

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 After GW27:
De Bruyne Trousers 3-0 vs. Vanishing Spray FC – DBT have won this fixture all 5 times.

🫣 Next week’s One to Watch:
Beyer Neverleusen -v- Vanishing Spray, 7th v 8th
GW19: Beyer 52 – 48½ Spray
Nine gameweeks ago, Beyer Neverleusen beat Vanishing Spray to swap places above and below the red line. Neverleusen have played three & and won three against Spray in the PL this season (see below). The next two meetings (GWs 28 & 37) could ultimately decide the fate of the pair.

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Before GW28:
Beyer Neverleusen 3-0 vs. Vanishing Spray; BtB/BN have won the last 5 vs. Spray, and 21 of 33 overall.
De Bruyne Trousers 3-0 vs. Smash & Grab; 4-0 including GW8 in the CL Group Stage;
Housewives Favourite 3-0 vs. El Dude Bros; while HF have won the last three, EDB won the three previous.
Mighty Fine 3-0 vs. Atletico Topo Chico; Mighty Fine have won the last seven vs. ATC!

Form:


Championship

😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
• The new CL Champions score 60 again, but lose to the team in second. Barons move to within one point of the top spot with a far superior Fantasy Points tally.
• Third-placed Prelim also get another important win, a fifth in a row, but by the narrowest of margins.
• ATT inch closer to the red line again as the three above them lose.

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 After GW27:
No whitewashes in this round of fixtures

🫣 Next week’s One to Watch:
Uncle Monty -v- Alleviate the Tedium, 8th v 9th
GW19: Monty 42 – 38 ATT
Surprisingly, Gnonto Seed have had the more wins in the last five games than any of the five teams above them. As the midtable teams are struggling to get out of their various ruts, the teams in the relegaion zone are startling to look more spritely. ATT need three points to make a move on Monty, and Monty want the win to get above Peltier. With SPW 3-0 against Peltier so far, that door could reopen this weekend.

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Before GW28:
Preliminary Version 3-0 vs. Gnonto Seed; Prelim have never lost to Chester (Pld 4, won 4)
Sporting Wicker Park 3-0 vs. Peltier; first season in same league

Form:


League One

😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
• Stallions hit 70 again (and in this time), move up a place.
• Toastenham & Thrillhaus also get rewarded for wins against higher-placed opposition.
• Bigger than Brolin hinder WdB’s march on the title. A Ruben Dias yellow card was the difference between closing the gap and remaining nine points behind.

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 After GW27:
Bigger than Brolin 3-0 vs. Whiskey De Bruyne – W6D1L2 all-time vs WDB;
Stafford Stallions 3-0 vs. Shams Army – first season in the same league;
Toastenham Hankdog 3-0 vs. AFC Chester – first season in same league.

🫣 Next week’s One to Watch:
GoFYS FC 3-0 vs. Stafford Stallions – 4th v 3rd
GW19: GoFYS 87½ – 54½ Stallions
Last time they played, GoFYS recorded one of the best scores of the season (10th-best out of the 1,080 scores so far), and notched up their third consecutive league win of the Stallions. GoFYS were third place at the time and Stafford were fifth. Tonight, Stafford are in the promotion places and GoFYS are three points below them (with a better matchpoints total) in fourth.

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Before GW28:
Bigger than Brolin 3-0 vs. AFC Chester; BtB have won the last 4 inc. S10, GW32
GoFYS FC 3-0 vs. Stafford Stallions; first season in same league
Whiskey De Bruyne 3-0 vs. East Loop United; first season in same league

Form:


League Two

😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
• Bigo1 are now eight unbeaten (nine if you include their BFFA Cup win). Only one team stands between them and a third Grand Slam – BattleVAR who just scored 73 points.
• BattleVAR see off a strong challenge from Team Zizou (68 FPts) and win the fixture for the first time (W1, L2)
• The pink & purples of FPL Daddy get another win over league leaders Beedle’s Boys, and allow Wrockwardine Wood Wolves to close to within a win of regaining first place.

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 After GW27:
Bigo1 3-0 vs. AI-Jiggery-Pokery won both previous games by 20 points, most recent by just two
Wrockwardine Wood Wolves 3-0 vs. Scott FC – first season in the same league.

🫣 Next week’s One to Watch:
Bigo1 -v- BattleVAR Galactico, 3rd v 5th
GW19: Bigo1 52½ – 54 BVAR
Again, we’re following the win streak here. There’s only one game to go for the Grand Slam and, as always in this situation, it’s against the last team to have beaten the in-form team. But as mentioned above, that team just scored over 70 points and has already beaten Bigo1 twice before.

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Before GW28:
AI-Jiggery-Pokery 3-0 vs. Borussia Teeth; first season in same league

Form:


Dynasty



⚠️ Whitewashes in Progress: 48 ⚠️

Premier League
(GW28) Beyer Neverleusen 3-0 vs. Vanishing Spray
(GW28) De Bruyne Trousers 3-0 vs. Smash & Grab
(GW28) Housewives Favourite 3-0 vs. El Dude Bros.
(GW28) Mighty Fine 3-0 vs. Atletico Topo Chico
(GW29) De Bruyne Trousers 3-0 vs. Beyer Neverl’n
(GW30) Hung Like A Bony 3-0 vs. Beyer Neverleusen
(GW30) Mighty Fine 3-0 vs. De Bruyne Trousers
(GW31) Hung Like a Bony 3-0 vs. De Bruyne Trousers
(GW34) De Bruyne Trousers 3-0 vs. Gloopy Yarbles
(GW34) Housewives Favourite 3-0 vs. Hung LAB
(GW35) Gloopy Yarbles 3-0 vs. Atletico Topo Chico
(GW35) El Dude Bros 3-0 vs. Mighty Fine
(GW36) De Bruyne Trousers 3-0 vs. Vanishing Spray

Championship
(GW28) Preliminary Version 3-0 vs. Gnonto Seed
(GW28) Sporting Wicker Park 3-0 vs. Peltier
(GW29) The Phenoms 3-0 vs. Alleviate the Tedium
(GW30) The Phenoms 3-0 vs. Gnonto Seed
(GW31) Uncle Monty 3-0 vs. Peltier
(GW32) Preliminary Version 3-0 vs. Sporting WP
(GW33) Barons 3-0 vs. Gnonto Seed
(GW33) Preliminary Version 3-0 vs. ASG
(GW34) Barons 3-0 vs. Uncle Monty
(GW35) Sporting WP 3-0 vs. Alleviate the Tedium
(GW35) The Phenoms 3-0 vs. Uncle Monty

League One
(GW28) Bigger than Brolin 3-0 vs. AFC Chester
(GW28) GoFYS FC 3-0 vs. Stafford Stallions
(GW28) Whiskey De Bruyne 3-0 vs. East Loop United
(GW29) Stafford Stallions 3-0 vs. Toastenham Hotdog
(GW29) Whiskey De Bruyne 3-0 vs. Jaysokker
(GW30) Stafford Stallions 3-0 vs. Bigger than Brolin
(GW30) Whiskey De Bruyne 3-0 vs. Toast’n’m Hankdog
(GW34) Whiskey De Bruyne 3-0 vs. Sporting Thrillhaus
(GW35) AFC Chester 3-0 vs. East Loop United
(GW35) Bigger than Brolin 3-0 vs. Jaysokker
(GW35) GoFYS FC 3-0 vs. Toastenham Hankdog
(GW35) Whiskey De Bruyne 3-0 vs. Shams Army
(GW36) Bigger than Brolin 3-0 vs. Whiskey De Bruyne
(GW36) Stafford Stallions 3-0 vs. Shams Army
(GW36) Toastenham Hankdog 3-0 vs. AFC Chester

League Two
(GW29) Bigo1 3-0 vs. Team Zizou
(GW29) Wrockwardine WW 3-0 vs. BattleVAR G’tico
(GW30) Beedle’s Boys 3-0 vs. AI-Jiggery-Pokery
(GW32) FPL Daddy 3-0 vs. Scott FC
(GW33) Beedle’s Boys 3-0 vs. Team Zizou
(GW33) Wrockwardine WW 3-0 vs. Borussia Teeth
(GW34) Goleta Hotspur 3-0 vs. Scott FC
(GW36) Bigo1 3-0 vs. AI-Jiggery-Pokery
(GW36) Wrockwardine Wood Wolves 3-0 vs. Scott FC