Season 12 – GW25

There was a BFFA Champions League Final, top-of-the-table clashes and win streaks on the line. So much going on, and very little time to prepare for the midweek (double) gameweek next week.

Guest Magazine of the week: Box-To-Box

Premier League // Championship // League One // League Two

Gameweek Top Scores:
Housewives Favourite – 88 FPts

Score of the Season:
Goleta Hotspur – 100½ FPts, GW 4

Best Streaks:
The Phenoms (Cham) – 6 wins
AFC Chester (L1) – 6 wins
Bigo1 (L2) – 6 wins


Premier League

😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
• Wives Fave return to the top of the league after a 12-week hiatus;
• Three teams level on points at the top of the first tier, plus Mighty Fine shadowing the pack;
• Atletico Topo Chico once again stuck two wins together, now four from the last five, and got a huge morale-boosting three points from the team above them, Smash & Grab.

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 After GW25:
De Bruyne Trousers 3-0 vs. Gloopy Yarbles; 4-0 including the earlier CL match.
Housewives Favourite 3-0 vs. Hung Like a Bony; Wives Fave have won seven of the last eight vs Hung.

🫣 Next week’s One to Watch:
Housewives Favourite -v- De Bruyne Trousers, 1st v 3rd
GW17: Fave 57½ – 78½ DBT
Level on points, possible battle for first place. Wives Fave off the back of winnig a massive 160-pt game and DBT following a close-ish 5-pt win.

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Before GW26:
Gloopy Yarbles 2-0 vs. Atletico Topo Chico – All 4 games have gone to Gloopy (2 PL + 2 CL games last season);
El Dude Bros 2-0 vs. Mighty Fine – El DB have won the last 3 (inc. GW34, PL, S.11);
Hung Like A Bony 2-0 vs. Vanishing Spray – Hung have won last 4, 9-1 overall!

Form:


Championship

😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
• The Phenoms improve to 6 wins, but Barons also win and remain one point behind;
• Uncle Monty’s loss to Barons allows Peltier to climb out relegation zone;
• Slots Fired & FPP both lose to The Phenoms/TrevAI in Champ & Dyn;
• Gnonto Seed record rare win over SWP (W5 L17 all-time).

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 After GW25:
Barons 3-0 vs. Uncle Monty; Barons have won the last three.

🫣 Next week’s One to Watch:
The Phenoms -v- Uncle Monty, 1st v 8th
GW17: Phenoms 57½ – 69 Monty
These two teams are having a ding-dong in the Dynasty League, bu with different things to play for in the Championship. Phenoms looking over their shoulder at Barons just one point behind them; Uncle Monty are flirting with league survival, level on points with Peltier in seventh.

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Before GW26:
All Star Gunners 2-0 vs. Gnonto Seed – 3-1 overall;
Barons 2-0 vs. Preliminary Version – last 4 went to Barons, 4-2 overall;
Sporting Wicker Park 2-0 vs. Alleviate the Tedium – first season in same league;
The Phenoms 2-0 vs. Uncle Monty – Waikauri Bay (Monty) are 2-1 vs. TrevAI (Phenoms) in Dynasty.

Form:


League One

😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
• AFC Chester putting up another huge score and a sixth straight win, further close the gap to fourth;
• Jaysokker get a first win over Shams Army in NINE games;
• WdB still cruising at the top of L1, second-placed BtB lose to seventh-placed Toast ‘n’ Hank.

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 After GW25:
Whiskey De Bruyne 3-0 vs. Sporting Thrillhaus; First season in same league.

🫣 Next week’s One to Watch:
Stafford Stallions -v- Sporting Thrillhaus, 3rd v 9th
GW17: Stallions 73½ – 57 Thrillhaus
In a week where the top five play the bottom five, Stallions v Thrillhaus stands out a crucial game for both. Stallions (four wins from last five) could lose their promotion place if they lose, while Thrillhaus need to repeat this week’s win to keep challenging for survival. High-scoring affair in GW17 (130½ FPts)

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Before GW26:
AFC Chester 2-0 vs. East Loop United – 25th meeting, Chester are 13-11 all-time vs ELU;
Bigger than Brolin 2-0 vs. Jaysokker – first season in same league;
GoFYS FC 2-0 vs. Toastenham Hankdog – first season in same league, both wins over 30FPts;
Whiskey De Bruyne 2-0 vs. Shams Army – first season in same league.

Form:


League Two

😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
• The Wrockwardine Wood Wolves 10-win streak broken, lost by three to AI-JP. Lewis-Hall’s -3FPts proving very costly.
• Beedle’s Boys re-take the lead with a big score. Top pointscorers in the league, 12 league points and exactly 100 matchpoints above the green line.
• Bigo1 also upto six games without loss (all wins), and starting to put the pressure on WWW.

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 After GW25:
Goleta Hotspur 3-0 vs. Scott FC; First season in same league.

🫣 Next week’s One to Watch:
Wrockwardine Wood Wolves -v- Bigo1, 2nd v 3rd
GW17: WWW 89 – 39 Bigo1
This will be a game-changing result, one way or the other. Lots riding on the outcome of this six-pointer. Two promotion hopefuls, both enjoying great run of results. WWW have won both previous meetings.

🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 Before GW26:
AI-Jiggery-Pokery 2-0 vs. FPL Daddy – first season in same league;
Scott FC 2-0 vs. Team Zizou – first season in same league;
Wrockwardine Wood Wolves 2-0 vs. Bigo1 – first season in same league.

Form:


Dynasty