Four teams scored over 70 this week, one from each league strangely enough (Bigger than Brolin – 70½; Preliminary Version – 71; Goleta – 71½; Gloopy 72), WWW’s ‘W’-streak is now into double-figures, and all five Premier League games had over 100 matchpoints in each. Quality.
Guest Magazine of the week: Fantasy Football 24/7
Premier League // Championship // League One // League Two
Gameweek Top Scores:
Gloopy Yarbles – 72 FPts
Score of the Season:
Goleta Hotspur – 100½ FPts, GW 4
Best Streak:
Wrockwardine Wood Wolves (L2) – 10 wins
Premier League
😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
• No wins for either of the top two, despite both scoring over 50. They play next week.
• De Bruyne Trousers better their position by drawing level with second.
• Goals for both Cunha and Casemiro helped Smash & Grab to a fifth straight win.
🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 ⛔ After GW24:
No whitewashes in this set of fixtures.
🫣 Next week’s One to Watch:
Hung Like A Bony -v- Housewives Favourite, 1st v 2nd
GW16: Hung 33½ – 40½ Housewives Fave
A clash of the Titans (or an opportunity for DBT to steal second)
🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 ⛔ Before GW25:
De Bruyne Trousers 2-0 vs. Gloopy Yarbles; 3-0 including theCL R1 match, and all 3 since losing the previous CL Final to Gloopy Yarbles.
Housewives Favourite 2-0 vs. Hung Like a Bony; Wives Fave have won six of the last seven vs Hung.
Form:
Championship
😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
• Prelim back in the promotion places for the first time in fourteen weeks.
• Alleviate the Tedium get their first win over Peltier this season at the third attempt. Needed over 65 to do it, scored a supreme 71.
• Unce Monty back out of the relegation zone, first time in eight.
🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 ⛔ After GW24:
Barons 3-0 vs. Gnonto Seed; Barons are W14-D1-L12 overall vs Seed, and have won the last 6!
🫣 Next week’s One to Watch:
All Star Gunners -v- Peltier, 5th v 8th
GW16: ASG 57½ – 69 Peltier
Celebrating the sixth (of seven!) time that these two will meet this season.
🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 ⛔ Before GW25:
Barons 2-0 vs. Uncle Monty; Barons have won the last three.
Slots Fired 2-0 vs. The Phenoms; SF/FPP also 2-0 vs. TrevAI in Dynasty and also play in GW25.
Sporting Wicker Park 2-0 vs. Gnonto Seed; won last three (inc. GW34 in PL), SWP are 17-4 all-time vs Gnonto Seed.
Form:
League One
😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
• Big win for BtB, putting another three points up over their opponents.
• Rare loss for WDB gives BtB hope. AFC Chester (5W) still nine pooints shy of fourth (and third).
• Five-goal Stallions hold off 10-man Jaysokker by just four points, sit a fraction outside of the top three.
🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 ⛔ After GW24:
No whitewashes in this set of fixtures.
🫣 Next week’s One to Watch:
Shams Army -v- Jaysokker, 6th v 9th
GW16: Army 64½ – 41 Jaysokker
The Army have won the last eight straight versus their eighth-placed opponents.
🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 ⛔ Before GW25:
Bigger than Brolin 2-0 vs. Toastenham Hankdog; First season in same league,
Shams Army 2-0 vs. Jaysokker; Army have won the last 8 vs. Jaysokker,
Whiskey De Bruyne 2-0 vs. Sporting Thrillhaus; First season in same league.
Form:
League Two
😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
• WWW extend their win streak to TEN, but maybe got lucky with the seventh-best score in the league against the eight men of BT
• Beedle’s Boys continue to keep the pressure on, winning by just 1½. Scored less goals (2-3) but had more assists (2-0) and less yellow cards (0-1).
• Bigo1 have turned their season around, enter the top three for the first time this season.
🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 ⛔ After GW24:
Beedle’s Boys 3-0 vs. Team Zizou; First season in same league.
Wrockwardine Wood Wolves 3-0 vs. Borussia Teeth; First season in same league.
🫣 Next week’s One to Watch:
Wrockwardine Wood Wolves -v- AI-Jiggery-Pokery, 1st v 8th
GW16: WWW 70½ – 64½ AIJP
It’s going to be Big Streak versus Big Leak this weekend in a rematch of surely one of the games of the season – 135 points, split almost evenly in GW16.
🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 ⛔ Before GW25:
Goleta Hotspur 2-0 vs. Scott FC; First season in same league.
Form:
Dynasty
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