The third quarter has begun, and the packed Christmas period is coming to an end. Frimpong Ping Pong are on the edge of another Grand Slam, while Hung and Barons are close to being caught at the top.
The .Whitewash Watch .continues below. Six of the twenty fixtures last week remain one-sided. Another 14 will be tested midweek…
Guest Magazine of the week: The Score
Premier League // Championship // League One // League Two
Gameweek Top Scores:
Stafford Stallions – 69 FPts
The Phenoms – 69 FPts
Score of the Season:
Goleta Hotspur – 100½ FPts, GW 4
Best Streaks:
De Bruyne Trousers (Prem) – 6 wins
Sporting Wicker Park (Cham) – 6 unbeaten
Wrockwardine Wood Wolves (L2) – 6 wins
Premier League
😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
• DBT not just enjoying a purple patch, but also pleased to see El Dude Bros crippling Hung at the top.
• Gloopy move up a place by outscoring the only team to score less than them this week.
• Smash & Grab hit 60 and begin the fightback. Plenty of time to go.
🫣 Next week’s One to Watch:
De Bruyne Trousers -v- Mighty Fine, 2nd v 5th
GW12: DBT 46½ – 47½ Mighty
This fixture is starting to become one for the ages. MF won the last two league meetings (the last one by just a single point), but then DBT immediately won back-to-back games against MF in the Champions League.
🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 ⛔ After GW20:
De Bruyne Trousers 3-0 vs. Beyer Neverleusen – DBT are 6-1 all-time vs. Beyer/BtB.
🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 ⛔ Before GW21:
El Dude Brothers 2-0 vs. Atletico Topo Chico – El Dude are 8-0 all-time vs. ATC;
Gloopy Yarbles 2-0 vs. Smash & Grab – Yarbles 10-4 overall;
Hung Like A Bony 2-0 vs. Beyer Neverleusen – HLAB are 5-1 vs. Beyer/BtB all-time;
Mighty Fine 2-0 vs. De Bruyne Trousers – but DBT won this fixture twice in the CL (GWs 15 & 16).
Form:
Championship
😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
• Alleviate the Tedium, struggling at the moment, were not shy of points last weekend, but were setup against the week’s topscorers – The Phenoms.
• Barons lost second consecutive, The Phenoms move to within a win of regaining the lead.
• Slots Fired couldn’t make it three-in-a-row against Prelim, and their opponents pulled level on league points.
🫣 Next week’s One to Watch:
All Star Gunners -v- Sporting Wicker Park, 3rd v 4th
GW12: ASG 46 – 60 SWP
Hard to ignore a managerial war being waged on two fronts. Both climbed places in the Dynasty League in the New Year, but both lost in the Championship – Gnonto Seed supremely unlucky with that huge losing score. Both need the win, both capable of very high scores.
🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 ⛔ After GW20:
The Phenoms 3-0 vs. Alleviate the Tedium – Phenoms unbeaten in the last 6 vs. ATT (DWWWWW).
🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 ⛔ Before GW21:
Barons 2-0 vs. Peltier – 2-2 overall (Peltier won twice in the S.9 CL);
The Phenoms 2-0 vs. Gnonto Seed – but Wonder Struijk (GS) are 2-0 vs. Trev AI (TP) in Dynasty;
Uncle Monty 2-0 vs. Preliminary Version – on a 3-win streak over Prelim.
Form:
League One
😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
• Tenth-placed East Loop United dealt a huge blow to Bigger than Brolin, and earned themselves a step up into ninth place. With Jaysokker losing, they are now just six points from safety.
• For the second week in a row, Whiskey De Bruyne have won with the second-worst score in the division!
• Stafford Stallions share the honour of being team of the week thanks to Enzo, Wirtz and Cunha. They also let Aaronsen on the bench with another double-figure score (10).
🫣 Next week’s One to Watch:
AFC Chester -v- Jaysokker, 8th v 7th
GW12: Chester 43 – 58½ JSokk
Focus on place-shifting here. If Chester can win by more than 15 matchpoints, they will climb out of the relegation zone; if Jaysokker win, they will go sixth if Toastenham lose to the league leaders.
🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 ⛔ After GW20:
Stafford Stallions 3-0 vs. Toastenham Hotdog – First season in same league;
Whiskey De Bruyne 3-0 vs. Jaysokker – First season in same league.
🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 ⛔ Before GW21:
Shams Army 2-0 vs. Sporting ThrillHouse – won last 5 vs. STH;
Stafford Stallions 2-0 vs. Bigger than Brolin – first season in same league;
Whiskey De Bruyne 2-0 vs. Toastenham Hankdog – first season in same league.
Form:
League Two
😲 Eye-Catching Stuff:
• FPL Daddy recover from that unsavory loss last week by beating Borussia Teeth and returning to the top three.
• Beedle’s Boys match the Daddy’s league highscore and increase their lead at the top again.
• BattleVAR drop two places, their opponents Wrockwardine Wood Wolves take over their slot in second.
🫣 Next week’s One to Watch:
FPL Daddy -v- Wrockwardine Wood Wolves, 3rd v 2nd
GW12: Daddy 71-66½ WWW
A big six-pointer in the promotion places. Third-placed Daddy won by 4 FPts last time, facing second-placed Wolves who are on 6W streak.
🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 ⛔ After GW20:
Bigo1 3-0 vs. Team Zizou – all first three meetings;
Wrockwardine Wood Wolves 3-0 vs. BattleVAR Galactico – all first three meetings.
🙅 Whitewash Watch 🔎 ⛔ Before GW21:
BattleVAR Galactico 2-0 vs. Scott FC – first season in same league;
Beedle’s Boys 2-0 vs. AI-Jiggery-Pokery – first season in same league;
FPL Daddy 2-0 vs. Wrockwardine Wood Wolves – first season in same league;
Goleta Hotspur 2-0 vs. Bigo1 – 4-4 overall all-time.
Form:
Dynasty
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